It seems that every few weeks, just like clockwork, Charlie Brown erupts with a geyser of misinformation. Call him Old Unfaithful.

First came the press release that Tom McClintock wasn’t attending Fourth of July events in the district. One problem: he was. McClintock attended the same Fourth of July parade in Lincoln as Brown, and then went on to attend the Graeagle parade where Brown was nowhere to be seen. The next morning, Tom attended the Auburn Dam Council that had invited both candidates to address them. And once again, Charlie was a no-show.

Next came the claim that Tom McClintock so doubted his chances of winning one of the most Republican congressional seats in the country that he had filed committees to run for Lt. Governor and State Board of Equalization in 2010. One problem: McClintock never opened a 2010 committee for Lt. Governor (he was a candidate in 2006) and the Board of Equalization committee was an exploratory committee opened in 2006.

Was Charlie Brown was an intelligence officer during the Carter administration? That would explain a lot.

Meantime – despite record low Insurance rates – my brother and I have to get back to making illicit profits off of all these excessively large homes and SUV’s in Placer County.

To those that call questioning the homosexual lifestyle “fear-mongering” and to those fixated on who makes more public appearances and to those fixated on two old candidate committees and to those that call Charlie’s big government solutions leadership – This Jug’s for you!